Monday, 10 November 2008

Adult SMS / A beautiful girl goes to Professor

Adult SMS A beautiful girl goes to Professor


A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Adult SMS / Can kids of our age have kids?

Adult SMS Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Adult SMS / It’s too tight

Adult SMS It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Adult SMS / Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

Adult SMS Full Time Masti Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
.
LG KG 195

Adult SMS / Let me kiss your lips

Adult SMS Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
:)