Tyra Banks Gets Red Hot

Tyra Banks Gets Red Hot And Sexy

My favorite hottie in retirement, Tyra Banks, appeared on 5th annual Black Ball in New York City looking all kinds of hot. The busty model showed u in a sexy tight red dress and worked that seductive eyes of hers... Here are a few shots of Tyra looking red hot on the red carpet...

Ana Beatriz Barros Lingerie Pictures

Ana Beatriz Barros Lingerie Photos

I don't know where these lingerie pics of Ana Beatriz popped out of, but Ana is is some super skimpy lingerie, so I'm asking no questions...
Here's the Brazilian hottie and a Victoria's Sectret angel modeling some other sorts of lingerie...

Adriana Lima Very Hot Bikini Pictures

Adriana Lima Photo Shoot

Victoria's Secret got their hottest Angel in some new bras, and with some photo magic, got her boobs to look three sizes bigger...
Although we know this isn't how the sexy model actually looks, she is always too hot to pass out on...

Victoria's Secret Angels Get Red Hot

Victoria's Secret Girls Hotness And Sexy

There's seriously nothing less to say about Victoria's Secret girls hotness, except that they should get them together more often and do these openings all all kinds of events thought the year, so it doesn't get as boring as now... Anyways, Selita Ebanks, Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Doutzen Kroes launching Victoria’s Secret new Lexington store in NY...

Celebrities Picture / Christina Stefanidi Does Esquire

Christina Stefanidi Does Esquire

There has been quite a few Greek hotties on this site that turned up to be very popular with you guys, so I don't see a reason to stop digging up the sexiest from Greece...
This month, here is the Esquire covergirl Christina Stefanidi, almost topless in a bikini...

Eid Ul Azha Sms Sardar to milkman

Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??

Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thi

Sardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay!

Eid Sms Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz

HoW Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz In FirsT 7 YrZ:
1st Yr… AG
2nd Yr..OG
3rd Yr… SuNTeY HOo
4th Yr… farro K abba
5th Yr… MaINeY KaHa SuNTeY HOo
6th Yr… KaHA MaR GayE
7th Yr… AaP AatY HOo K My AaO

Eid Ul Azha Sms School ke ghanti

Eid Ul Azha Quotes
School ki Ghanti
Ghareeb ka Dervaza
Aur Lerki
Jab bhi Bajaoo ge
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Bachay he Niklain ge

Adult Sms / ek larki ke shadi hoti hai

Adult Sms

ek larki ki shadi hoti he per us ka hole khula hota hay!
uski maa kehti hay ‘apne hole mein koi kapra daal le manhoos’
larki jaldi mein MQM ka flag daal leti he! dulha chodta hay
to flag bahar nikal jata hay. dulha ghusey mein kehta hai
‘in bhen chodo ne yaha bhi sector office khol liya’

Eid-ul-azha Funny Sms / suicide bomber

Eid-ul-azha Funny Sms

An Sms To Mulla Umer
From A Suicide Bomber…

Sir Jee, Barood Thora Kum Daala Karain
Mein To Jannat Se Bi Aagay Nikal Gya Hun

Eid Sms Chhuri ko kar tez itna

Arz Kia He :

Chhurri Ko Ker,
Tez Itna !
Ke Her
Takbeer Se Pehle,

Wah Wah,

Bakra Bandey Se Khud Poochey !
Bata Meri Khata Kia He ?
Wah wah wah

Eid Sms Bakra Eid Islamic Sms

Allah k pas na in (qurbani k janwaron) ka gosht pohanchta hai aur na hi khoon.

Albatta is k pas tmhara taqwa (yani nyat o ikhlas) pohanchta hai! Isi tarha Allah

ne in janwaron ko tmhare zer-e-hukam krdia hai take tm (Allah ki rah me inki

qurbani kr k) is bat pe Allah ki barai byan kro k us ne tm ko (is tarha qurbani

krne ki) tofiq o hidayat di aur (aay Nabi saw) ikhlas wale (nek nyat) logon ko

khushkabri suna dijiye!

Soorah-e-haj(22) ayat(37)

Eid Sms / Ashiq Bakra

Bakra Eid Sms Ashiq Bakra

Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Aur Kissi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota
Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Sey Mujhe Pathey Khilati
Thorey Thorey Nahi Sarey Ikathey Khilati
Tu Mujhey Main Main Kar Key Bulati
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Saath Ghumati
Mere Pass Gaari Na Sahi Chakhra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Tu Meri Suhbat Par Naaz Karti
Bila-Jhijhak Mujhe Aashnae-Raz Karti
Agar Mera Raqeeb Mujhe Chehra Karata
Seeng Marta Foran Usse Takar Karata
Raat Ko Sardi Main Bahir Akra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Phir Eid Par Zibah Ho Jata Main
Teri Khatir Cut Mar Jata Main
Teri Muhabat Ne Kuch Iss Tarah Jakra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota

Eid Sms Bakre ki hifazat

Hum Tumhari Kya Hifaazat Karen Gay PaPpU.. ??

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Hamara To Apna Koi BAKRA Khol Ke Le Gaya.. :p

Eid Mubarak Sms Kya bharosa

Kya Bharosa ??

Mobile Ka, Battery Ka,

Charger Ka, Network Ka,

Balance Ka, Life Ka, Time Ka,

Iss Liye Meri Taraf Se Aap Ko..

Bohat Bohat Advance “
EID MUBARAK

Eid Sms Bakra Is king

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..

Phir Pata Hai Bakri Ne Kya Kaha..

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SINGH IS KING,

SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING..

Eid Sms / Rainy Day Sms / Sardi ki pehli barish

Eid Sms Sardi ki pehli barish Rainy Day Sms

PehAn Lo TuM SweAter TuMSe yEhi hy HAmAri GuzArish , , ,

Mubarak hO Aap sAbko SArdi ki PehLi BAriSh

HApPy RAIN & Happy EID

Eid Sms Bakra eid breaking newz

Breaking Newz!
D H A
Cliften
Tariq road
Kharadar
Rancho line
Garden
Soljar bazar
Lalu khat
Karim abad
Faderal b area
Gullshan …

har sal in jagao par qurbani zada hoti hy..
Aap
EID Par koi bi jaga ja sakta ha or shaving

blade ya choti chori se dher sari charbi anto se nikal k jama kar sakta hay

Eid Sms Namaz Roza Qurbani

TmHari NaMaZ,

RoZa AUr Qurbani Sirf AUr Sirf ALLAH He K lIyE Hai !!!

MaGar YeH Bhi YaD RaKhO KhAaL sIrF Shokat Khanum Ki HaI

Eid Mubarak Sms 3 celebrations

AAj se
thek 1 din bad Bakra EiD..

AAj se
theek 17 din bad
Quaid-e-AzAm day..

AAj se
thek 23 din bad New Year..

Bolen apko kia wish karon?

Chalen 3no ek 7 wish krdeta hu,
but !
I think i m 1st one who wished u like this.

Happy EiD-ul-AzhAA

Happy Quaid’s Day.

Happy
NEW YEAR *2009* ;->

Eid Sms 1 din baad

Agar ALLAH nay Eid-ul-Azha k Moky par

apni Sab sy Piyari Cheez ki Qurbani
krne ka Hukam Diya Hota

Tu 1
Din Baad ap
Meri Chhuri k Neechy Hotay

Eid Mubarak Sms Advance bandey ki taraf se

Aaj Ki Dunya Bohat Advance Hai …

Isi Advance Dunya Ki Advance Technology Main Rehny Waly 1 Advance Bandey Ki Taraf Se Aap Sab Ko

ADVANCE EID MUBARAK

Eid Mubarak Sms Eid ki galat fehmi

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Aap Soch Rahe Hon Gay Abi Eid Ko ek
Din Ha,

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Hamara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata Hai Samjho Us Ki To Eid Ho Gai

So

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Eid Mubarak Sms / wishing u zara hat k

Wishing u happiness
Wishing u laughter….
Each hour of Eid n everyday after Eid
many
happy wishes 4 a truly perfect day
Eid Mubarak

Chand Raat Sms rape case main bacha

8 sal ka bacha rape case mein pakra jata hai.

Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar
sakta hai???

Bacha kehta hai madam hila mat warna case harjaogi.

Eid Ul Azha Sms Maa kee yaad

sardar say uski girl freind ne boobs choosnay ko kaha.
sardar thori dair mummay choos ker roonay laga.
Girl friend:kya hoa janoo?
Sardar:Oey Maa ki yaad aagai

Eid ul azha Funny Sms girl and boy were siting alone

a girl and boy were siting alone

that boy started touching the girl

girl:dont touch me

all thing only after marriage

boy

ook

call me when u r maried

Eid Ul Azha Sms shuag raat dulhan sharma ka

suhag raat ko dulha bola’jani bol aaj tujhay chaand par
lay joun ya taroon ki ser karooun’
dulhan sharma kar boli’aap ka rocket 1 baar daikh loun
phir decide karoungi’

Eid Ul Azha Sms varaity of juices

Eid Ul Azha

dimagh kay liye
BADAM ka juice.

dil kay liye
PYAAR ka juice.

sehat kay liye
ANAR ka juice

khus rehnay kay
liye
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MERA CHOOS:)

Rainy Day Sms teri yaad ai or saawan

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai

Eid Sms how many fingers in hand

Teacher: Haath main kitni fingers hoti hain???
Pappu: Sir 6
Teacher: Bhosri ke tujhe kitni daffa kaha hai pent se
hath bahir nikal ke count kia kar

Adult Sms / Aik bar karo na please

New Adult Sms Aik bar karo na plz

Aik bar karo na plz..

kisi ko pata nahi chalega..

plz karo naaa……..

muje acha lage ga…

aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri

kar do na plzz…

aik pyara sa SMS!!!

Eid Sms choo jaye apko

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko

Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko

Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say

Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko

EID MUBARAK

Eid Sms let me kiss on your lips

Let me Kiss on your lips
Let me feel your teeth
let me feel your tongue

Smile!
This is your friend
“pepsodent”
reminding you to brush you teeth, twice a day
everyday.

Dirty Sms perfect gali

Dil todh kay chali gai pholoun kee shahzadi

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