New Year Sardar Adult Sms / English Man

2009 New Year Sardar Adult Jokes

English Officer ailan kar raha tha aur Sardar translate kar
raha tha:
O PEOPLE
“O PEHN CHODO“
IT IS ANNOUNCED HARDLY
“ BUND PARR ELAN KITA JANDA EY“
IF ANYONE INTERFERE IN GOVERNMENT
“J KISSEY NE HUKOOMAT NAL MAA YAWAI KITI“
HE WILL BE PUNISHED ELEPHANTLY
“ONOO HATHI DE LUN NAAL BAND DITTA JAEY GA‘
THATS ALL
“LUN TE CHARO“
Happy New Year

New Year Adult Jokes / Kid Goes

Happy New Year Adult Jokes Kid Goes

A Kid In A Bus Sitting Behind Driver Starts Saying
Kid : If My Dad Was A Bull And My Mom A Cow I’d Be A little Bull
Driver Got Mad At Noisy Kid , Kid Continues
Kid : If My Dad Was An Elephant And Mom A Girl Elephant So I
Would Be A Little Elephant
Kid Goes [...]
Happy New Year Sms

New Year Adult Sms / Choot ki kavita

New Year Adult Joke Choot ki kavita

Yakeen naheen kar paati hoon,
tumne bhi mujhko yaad kiya!
aur main hoon aisi pagli,
teri khatir khuda ko bhula diya!!
jab chanda muskaata thha,
mast hawa jab behti thhi!
yaad tumhari aate hi,
gudgudi choot mein hoti thhi!!
rimjhim-rimjhim barkha mein,
jab bilkul tanha main hoti!
takiye pe sar ko rakh karke,
tere lund ki yaad mein thhi roti!!
soch ke dil [...]
Happy New Year 2009

Sardar Adult New Year 2009 Sms

New Year Sardar Adult sms 2009

Sardar ghar aya to dekha k BV nangi leti hui hai,
Paseena nikal raha hai or saans phoola hua hai..
Sardar ne Puchha: kia hua?
B.v: dil ghabra raha hai, Jaldi se doctor ko bulao..
Sardar doctor ko bulane bhaga to bachay ne darwazay pr rok kr bataya k chachu bed k neeche nangay chhupay hue hen..
Sardar [...]
Happy New Year 2009

Adult Hindi New New Year Sms / Aurat Aur Doctor

Hindi Adult New Year 2009 Jokes

Aurat doctor se: mera pati mujh se sex nhi krta.
doctor: ye 1 goli roz khilana.
aurat ne 1 goli pati ko di to rat ko pati ne sex kia,
aglay din usne 2 goli di to pati ne khub josh se sex kia,
3esray din aurat ne puri botel ki goliyan chai may mila kr khila di…
3 [...]

Happy New Year 2009

Adult New Year Sms 2009 / Little Boy

English Adult New Year Sms 2009 Little Boy

Little Boy: Dad how was i born?
Dad:
Well son your MOM&I got together at YAHOO
we setup data via E-mail & met in
cybercafe Your MoM agree 2 download from
my hard drive . just when i was abt 2
upload . We discovered that none of us
installed firewall. IT was 2 late 2 hit
Delet.
9Months later a pop up apeard
“U [...]
Happy New Year 2009

2009 latest / Funny New Year Sms 2009

2009 latest Hindi Funny New Year Sms 2009

Ek baap, bache se:”pata hai bachay kaisey paida hote hain?”

Bacha: “Is main esi kia baat hai,mujhey tuh yeh bhi pata hai kaisey paida nahi hotay!!”

Happy New Year 2009

New Year Sms 2009 in English

New Year English Sms 2009

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double

dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune.

Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Urdu Funny New Year Sms / Yes Boss

GIRL Ready Hindi Funny New Year Sms 2009

BISTAR ready ?
Yes boss.

SHARAB ready ?
Yes boss.

Condom ready ?
Yes boss.

GIRL ready ?
No boss.

Why?

Brooker abhi sms parh raha hai.

Happy New Year 2009

In Year 2009 / New Year Wish Sms

In Year 2009 New Year Sms Wish

In Year 2009 may God…

would be your Best Friend,

He Loves you Deeper,

always Bless on You ,

God Always Guide You & Carry you…

Happy New Year

Mind Blowing / New Year Sms

New Year Sms 2009 Mind Blowing

Wish You A…Great,Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright,

Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely

happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Wish u a Happy New Year 2009 Sms

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,

A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &

Heart full of Love..

All these are my Prayers for You..

Wish u a Happy New Year.

BRAND NEW YEAR / Happy New Year

New Year Sms 2009 BRAND NEW YEAR

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Wish your Life will always be Bright.

So my Dear don”t get Fear

Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

New Year”s Day / English New Year Sms 2009

English New Year Sms 2009 first chapter is New Year”s Day

We will open the book.

Its pages are blank.

We are going to put words on them ourselves.

The book is called Opportunity

and

its first chapter is New Year”s Day

English New Year 2009 Sms / Every joy of life

English New Year Sms 2009 Every joy of life

May this new year bring many opportunities your way,

to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the

days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality

and all your efforts into great achievements.

Urdu WIsh Advance New Year Sms

Hindi WIsh Advance New Year Sms 2009

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,

mubarak ho apko naya saal,

hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai.

Happy New Year.

New Year Sms / 2008 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein

Urdu New Year Sms 2008 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein

din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein,

raat gujar gayi intejaar mein,

Naya saal mubarak ho aapko,

2008 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.

New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,

Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,

Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,

New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

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You're in need of more pics of a girl in Pakistan it seems. The Pakistani girl is shy but she is not docile. Pakistani girl loves to dress up and enjoy the best the life has to offer.

Without being coy or cunning, she likes to make the most of everything. Her friendship is beyond chatting or exchanging numbers of mobile phones on the internet or in IRC, if that's what you're looking for.

This blog is for a girl in Pakistan in all her beautiful abilities, not just physical appearance, but apparently you don't care much about any of it, so in that case, here are a few more pictures of a girl in Pakistan for you.

Just a girl in Pakistan trying to figure out what is that makes a girl in Pakistan different than the rest of the world's girls.

A Pakistani girl is not considered equal to her male counterpart, right from the very beginning of her growing up - first siblings, then the walk of life. Although she will be given "more love" than her male siblings, more of it is a cosmetic exercise hidden behind the adage that "girls are really someone else's property (ie husband) and we're just taking care of her." Though, thankfully, this trend is changing. I wonder what is that inspired girls from other countries to come shoulder to shoulder along side men in all walks of life.

As a Pakistani girl, one must always think of boundaries and limits and what not. Surely this is not such a bad thing beacuse without boundaries and limits, society would just be anarchy. But traditions disguised at religious or moral restrictions are more to with a conservative set of beliefs than any religious edict. There's more traditionalism than anything else that is behind a Karachi girl's mindset, and what's forced as a norm on her.

But one likes to know the opinion of her contemporaries in different societies on this. Btw the pic is not mine! ;)

Wishing you happy new year

English New Year sms

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.

Happy New Year Sms / har sal hum kuch sochtey hein

Urdu New Year Sms

har sal hum kuch sochtey hein
kabhi tum ko door
kabhi pass patey hein
har sal tumhe kuch naya deney ki try kartey hein
aur sal gift aur dua detey hein
happy new year

Urdu New Year Sms / PHOOL Khushboo k liay

New Year Urdu Sms PHOOL Khushboo k liay

PHOOL'
Khushboo k liay

'PYAR'
Nibhane k liye

'AANKHAIN'
Dil churane k liye

Or Yeh Msg Ap Ko
'MERI YAAD'
Dilane Ke liye..
HaPpy NeW YeAr

Urdu New Year Sms / I am Sorry

Hindi New Year Sms 2009 Ek Buri Khabar Hai

I am Sorry
Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz...
Main Kuch Dino K Baad
Tumhy Hamesha K Liye
Chor Kr Chala Jaonga
Tumhara Apna
Year 2006
But
Tumhy Aik Naya DOST De Kr
Ja Raha Hon
Year 2007
So Njoy With It !

Funny New Year Sms 2009 / One Glass

New Year Funny Sms 2009 One Glass

One Glass
Water,
One Glass Bear,
Oh My Dear.....
Happy New Year

my wishes for today New Year Sms

No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
friends to luv u,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday...
Happy New Year

End And The New Year Begins / New Year Sms

New Year Sms 2009 End And The New Year Begins

As We Bring This Year To An End And The New Year Begins.
Let Us Pray That It Will Be A Year With New Peace,
New Understanding, New Happiness And...

Happay New Year 2009 Sms / Well come 2009

Happy New Year 2009 Sms Wish

Well come 2009 with open arms & pray to God for His Blessings.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

i wish a wish for u / English New Year SMS

English New Year SMS / i wish a wish for u

i wish a wish for u.
the wish i wish for few.
the wish i wish for u is that
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.
Happy New Year.

New Year Sms 2009 Whatever happens 2 ur day

Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile.
Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed.
Make Everyday ur best day! Gud...

Funny New Year Sms 2009 / WISH YOU

Funny New Year 2009 Sms WISH YOU Happy

W
Y
H

WI
YO
HA

WIS
YOU
HAP

WISH
YOU A
HAPPY

*NEW YEAR*

HAPPY NEW YEAR / Aj bhool jao

Latest new New Year SMS

Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR

Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 Sms

Hidni Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009

Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dedu Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
is umeed ka sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR !

Happy New Year Sms 2009 / Ek-Khubsurti

Happy New Year 2009 Sms Ek-Khubsurti

Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tazgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!

New Year Sms Is se pehle k shaam ho jaye

Is se pehle k shaam ho jaye,
Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,

Sare mob network jaam ho jayen
Aur New year wish kerna aam ho jaye...

'Happy New Year'

New Year SMS Messages Collection

abke baras kuch aisa karna
apne guzre barah maah k
dukh sukh ka andaza karna
bisri yaaden taza karna
sada sa ik kagaz lekar
bhoole bisre pal likh lena
apne sare kal likh lena
phir iss bite ik ik pal ka
apne guzre ik ik pal ka
ik ik mod ahata karna
sare dost ikathe karna
sari subhen hazir karna
sari shamen wapis bulana
sare mausam dhayaan main rakhna
phir mohtaat qyaas lagana
gar to khushiyan badh jatin hain
to tumko meri taraf se aane wala saal mubarak
aur gar gam badh jayen to
mat bekaar takalluf karna
dekho phir tum aisa karna
meri khushiyan tum le lena
mujhko apne dukh se dena
ab k baras kuch aisa karna
ab k baras kuch aisa karna

New Year Sms 2009 Each moment in a day has its own value

Each moment in a day has its own value.

Morning brings HOPE,

Afternoon brings

FAITH, Evening brings LOVE,

Night brings REST,

Hope you will all of them

everyday.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year Sms in English

New Year 2009 Sms in English

With all the Rose”s Perfume

& with all the lights in the world

& with all the children”s Smiles…

I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..

*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009*

A year of courage and believes / New Year Sms

A year of courage and believes Happy New Year Sms

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..

Let it signify new and better things for you,

let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,

Let it signify a year of courage and believes,

Wishing you a very…very…very prosperous 2009

New Year Sms Made of it a happy year

A happy New Year! Grant that I

May bring no tear to any eye

When this New Year in time shall end

Let it be said I”ve played the friend,

Have lived and loved and labored here,

And made of it a happy year.