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Saturday, 18 April 2009
Celebrity Gossip SRK's Googly upsets Fans
Bollywood News
Mumbai: SRK's Googly upsets Fans Not a knight in shining armour for Bengalis, Shah Rukh Khan drops Kolkata from Kolkata Knight Riders. 'Will he call it Khan's Knight Riders next,' asks fanTheir IPL campaign has not yet kicked off, but the Kolkata Knight Riders have managed to kick up a storm with team owner Shah Rukh Khan's decision to take off Kolkata from the team's merchandise as well as company name.
Add to that the decision to remove Sourav Ganguly as captain of the team, and you have all the necessary ingredients to make the Bengali blood boil. Speaking to Sunday MiD DAY on Saturday, Joy Bhattacharya, the team director explained, "The only reason why Kolkata was removed from the T-shirt is because it was small and looked dirty.
"All our press releases say Kolkata Knight Riders. As a team we are known as Kolkata Knight Riders. Knight Riders is the company's name." Bhattacharya also stressed that it is an IPL rule to have the city name in the team.
When asked whether it was not a rule to have the full name on the T-shirts, he said, "No, there is no such rule."
Such explanations have not gone down well with angry Kolkatans. SRK had already invited the wrath of the city after Sourav's removal as captain.
Says Ivy Roy, head, Business Development, Maharashtra: "When every region or city has its identity clearly etched, why is Kolkata losing out? This team is representing Kolkata; the name is not Shah Rukh Khan's personal property. This is a regional contest, like the European League, where the regional name should have priority. If he has been influenced by some numerologist, let him change the latter part of the name."
On the matter of the numerologist, it's a story floated by Sanjay B Jumaani. Jumaani claims that Shah Rukh has taken heed of his quotes to the Kolkata-based publication, Anandabazar Patrika. In that, Jumaani had asked SRK to drop Kolkata and change Sourav's jersey number from 8 to 24.
Shah Rukh Khan explains his reasoning: "My team is still called Kolkata Knight Riders. My company which owns the team is called Knight Riders Private Ltd, because the company is not just about the team but will play a much bigger role. I am very proud of Kolkata and had decided to move to Kolkata for the entire duration of the IPL and travel everywhere with the team, before the venue was shifted to South Africa."
Others across the country are fuming nevertheless. Says merchant navy Captain Sanjoy Sen, who lives in Kolkata: "My friends and I are planning to boycott all SRK's films. After all, his talk of his dear Kolkata Knight Riders and all his public bonhomie with Dada, is this any way to behave? I am not a Sourav fan but I am a proud Bengali who hates the fact that India's most successful test captain is demoted and then the name of the city is wiped out."
Bangalorean Arundhati Ghosh however, is more amused than angry. The Deputy Director of Indian Foundation for Arts says, "I can understand owners trying to improve a team's performance by working on issues like fitness. But how will changing the name help the team? Shah Rukh Khan has destroyed the identity of the team.
The other teams (except Bangalore) have kept their names intact, though some of them also fared poorly last season. SRK should think about that."
Agrees Sanchali Chakraborty, senior manager of a market research firm in New Delhi: "SRK is messing about with the concept of IPL. After all the love he declared for Kolkata, is this is the best he can do?"
Restaurateur Anjan Chatterjee has another take on the matter. He says, "Shah Rukh Khan is a suave marketing guy who knows what he is doing. All this makes me wonder รข€” is this all a publicity gimmick? His decision will result in protests in Kolkata, then maybe he will go there and apologise. The drama and controversy will draw more attention to his team. And then, who knows? Perhaps he will retract his decision and all will be well again? At least I fervently hope so."
Well, Kolkatans will certainly hope this is the case. But if Jumaani is to be believed, numerology is the key to everything, and the name will stay without Kolkata. For Sumanto Chattopadhyay, executive creative director, Ogilvy South Asia, this reasoning is all wrong. "IPL is all about city-based rivalry in a format unique to Indian sports. For Shah Rukh Khan to break that chain is really surprising. I want to know what made him do such a thing? If it has anything to do with numerology, then it is ridiculous," he says.
Kolkata-based homemaker Aloka Guha sums up the sentiment of Kolkatans and Bengalis around the country when she says, "Oh bad, SRK, very bad. Whatever will he do next call it Khan's Knight Riders?"
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Santa in Bangkok
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2 month school bund,
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Mene
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Qualities of Perfect Husband
8 Qualities of a Perfect husband:
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Read the capital letters only.
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Thursday, 16 April 2009
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I 'm in room 25
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A Girl while Having - SMS Adult
A Girl while Having
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Stick with Crocin
Husband Climbs the Bed Naked
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Software Hardware Antivirus
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Boy Pulls His Nicker - SMS Adult
Boy Pulls His Nicker
Boy Pulls His Nicker Down & ask the Girl
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Major Rohail ke Beti ka Rape
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&
Y do men keep Cell in dere Pants Pocket?
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Middle lips - SMS Adult
Middle lips
Girl & Boy were having sex.
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Ages 1986 - 2008 - SMS Adult
Ages 1986 - 2008
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Husband & wife ne
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What is Sex
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100 logo se poocha gaya
100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka "BRAIZER" kis tarah ka pasand hai?
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1% ne kaha "Black"
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Mezbaan Lahori
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Sardar Was Advising
Sardar Was Advising His Son On
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Shikayat ka moqa
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Zero main 1 Dalen to
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BP check kiya
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har dafa barh jata hai.
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Hairs on the head - SMS Adult
Hairs on the head
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Hsband mein defect - SMS Adult
Hsband mein defect
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Girls ki feeling - SMS Adult
Girls ki feeling
Exam and sex k bad sari girls ki
feelngs same hoti hain!
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2-kaash kuch time aur mil jata
3-pehle kitna dar lag raha tha na,phir to pata hi nahi chala k kab hogaya.
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High expectations of a girl - SMS Adult
High expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size?
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Teacher asks same question to a boy:
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Farhaad ki tarha - SMS Adult
Farhaad ki tarha
A girl to his boy friend...
Kia tum mere liye Farhaad ki tarha dhood ki nahrein nahi nikaal sakte?
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Jaan Bujh kar
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Punjabi Bra Ad
Punjabi Bra Ad:
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3. Wada
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konsa samay Uchit hai - SMS Adult
konsa samay Uchit hai
Lady 2 Doctor: Sir Sex k liye konsa samay Uchit hai?
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Lady: woh kyon?
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Achi tarah Garam karna - SMS Adult
Achi tarah Garam karna
On honeymoon Night,
The groom lights up a match stick near wife's private.
Wife: Why did u do this?
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Leaking Thermometer! - SMS Adult
Leaking Thermometer!
Boy: "Aunty, why was uncle lying on u last night?"
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Self service - SMS Adult
Self service
Why is sex to wife is similar to restaurant?
Some times good service
some times bad service
Some times no service
Some times Self service
Put Devil in Hell - SMS Adult
Put Devil in Hell
A girl asked a Guru 2 explain what is Devil, Hell & Heaven?
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Before and After SEX - SMS Adult
Before and After SEX
Wife undressed in bathroom & walked toward bed for sex and hit sum object.
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After sex was over she hit the same thing again on way back to bathroom.
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Take it with Banana - SMS Adult
Take it with Banana
A lady to doctor: I do not want children for a while to enjoy the life. What should I do?
Doctor: Well then take this condom?
Lady: Should I take this with milk or water?
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She is so innocent - SMS Adult
She is so innocent
Preeto Santa’s wife was going to her Parents and was packing the suitcase with need-full.
Santa goes to his friend Bantu and says, “She is so innocent and loving that she even takes the condoms with her for remembering me.”
3 wonders of a woman - SMS Adult
3 wonders of a woman
The 3 wonders of a woman
1) Gives milk without eating grass
2) Gets wet without water
3) Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.
Breast Implants and Viagra - SMS Adult
Breast Implants and Viagra
There is more Money being spent on Breast Implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
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Sex on alternate days - SMS Adult
Sex on alternate days
A baniya do sex alternate days:
His friend asks why not you do regularly.
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Ye matka kitne ka? - SMS Adult
Ye matka kitne ka?
A man with big Tummy go for walk in Lungi.
One girl jokingly ask: "Ye matka kitne ka?"
He lift lungi & says "Nul(Tap) ke saath 450 ka."
2 inches more, 2 inches less - SMS Adult
2 inches more, 2 inches less
A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.
'2 inches more & I will be a king.'
Suddenly the wife comes in and says, '2 inches less and you will be a queen
Suck Blood of Ladies - SMS Adult
Suck Blood of Ladies
Man asks a wish to DEVIL. "Pls make me such a thing that i suck blood of all the beautiful women in this world".
Devil said "AMEEN" and Immediately man turned to CARE FREE ( Sanitary Napkin).
Free Sex with Petrol - SMS Adult
Free Sex with Petrol
Bania to petrol pump wala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.
Pump wala: It's not fraud sir. Ask ur wife, she has already won 9 times.
No Smoking ka board - SMS Adult
No Smoking ka board
Man was smoking in a bus:
Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
Whistling Sound - SMS Adult
Whistling Sound
Why man does not make whistling sound while passing urine like woman?
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Because He has 6 inch long SILENCER!
Sure while making Love - SMS Adult
Sure while making Love
How can you be that extra sure while making Love?
Simple..
Wear 2 condoms with red chilly powder in between them...
if the inner one bursts the male will know ,
if the outer one bursts the gal will know !-)
Business Failure - SMS Adult
Business Failure
Economics Teacher: Give example of "Complete business failure due to negligence"
Student: A pregnant prostitute
Monday, 13 April 2009
Sexy Legs In High Heels Shoes
Humor Of Sexy Legs In High Heels Shoes
Can You Spot The Pair of Sexy Legs In High Heels Shoes?This is an easy can-you-spot-the-object-game. This humor photo above appears dull and uniform, but there is this lady who crosses her pair of bare sexy legs with pink high heels shoes right in the midst.
Monday, 6 April 2009
Urdu SMS / Emotional Shayari Latest
Emotional Shayari
Emotional Shayari:
Gum woh cheez hai…
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Jisse Paper chipkaya jaata hai…!!!
Sunday, 5 April 2009
Friday, 3 April 2009
Kelly Brook Looking Sexy In Bikini Pictures
Kelly Brook Bikini Photo Shoot
We've posted some bikini pics of this hottie before, but they were never quite this hot....In the new super sexy edition, here once more the British glamour babe Kelly Brook!
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