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Saturday, 18 April 2009

STOP SMOKING

Santa goes to hospital for periodic check up.

Doctor: "You have cancer in penis"

Santa goes and beat his wife and shouts: "I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING..."

Choice Is Yours

Attitude . . . .
No Sex...... No Life...... . . . . .
Or . . . .

Know Sex..... Know Life.....

Choice Is Yours.

MAKE A SENTENCES

Teacher 2 student: make a sentences using word "HAND"

STUDENT: My "PENIS" is in your hand.

TEACHER slapped him

STUDENT: sorry. Pen k baad space dena bhool gya tha!

Paisy kahan se nikalegi - SMS Adult

Paisy kahan se nikalegi

1 Nangi larki ne Bar me Pac ka order dia!

Waiter dekhta reh geya.

Larki: Kabhi nangi larki nhi dekhi?

Waiter: Han dekhi hai but Main soch raha hon, tu paisy kahan se nikalegi.

LAND PAR CHOOT

FiLL iN THE BLANKS:

____LAND____PAR____ CHOOT.

Any Idea?
NO!
Don't Think Wried!

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Answer is

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PTCL LAND LINE PAR 50% CHOOT.

name of Condom??

What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan

virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.

Meera in Flight

Meera in Flight returning from dubai asked by reporter :
Ap ne bollywood aur lollywood k actors main kea farq paya?
Meera: sirf khatnay ka!!!

Ek baba cinema main - SMS Adult

Ek baba cinema main

Ek baba cinema main hans raha tha:

Aadmi: Kyon hans rahy ho?

Baba: 20 saal bad aaj mera khara hua hai.

Aadmi: Baba ji aapne mera pakra hua hai.

frnd is like...

A friend like u is not like boobs, coz everyone sucks them.

Not like vagina coz it tears.

You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Ek larka shadi k dafter - SMS Adult

Ek larka shadi k dafter

Ek larka shadi k dafter phone karta hai

Larka: Mere dono bazo nhi hain kya mere

shadi ho sakt hai?

Ladki: G han...

Ladka: Mere dono tangen bhi nhi hai

Ladki:Phir bhi ho sakti hai

Ladka: Mere ek kaan bhi nhi hai

Ladki: Kya apka "Lu*d" Salamat hai

Ladka: G usi say tu number dial kya hy!

1 aurat apne parosi k sath - SMS Adult

1 aurat apne parosi k sath

1 aurat apne parosi k sath sex kar

rahi thi k uska shaor ghar aagaya

aur ye dekh kr parosi ko maarne laga.

Aurat boli:Maaro aur Maaro!

Paraai aurat pe hath dalta hai.

Itne mey parosi ka zor chal gaya

woh uss k shohar ko maane laga.

Aurat boli:Maar aur Maar na khud karta

hai na hi kisi or ko karne deta hai

A child by chance entered - SMS Adult

A child by chance entered

A child by chance entered into

Parents bedroom,Shocked at what

he saw & shouted at this mom:

Khud ko dekho?aur mugay sirf

anguthaa choosnay par marti ho??

PANT ke Niche - SMS Adult

PANT ke Niche

Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti he?
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Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he!
Niche pucha,Andar nahi Pucha tha!

Why are condoms transparent - SMS Adult

Why are condoms transparent

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...!

Wedding Anniversary - SMS Adult

Wedding Anniversary

Train main wife husband se boli: Aaj hamari wedding anniversary hai kuch karo na!

Pati: Dekha nahin samne kya likha hai?

"CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI."

A just Born Baby was Laughing - SMS Adult

A just Born Baby was Laughing

A just Born Baby was Laughing really Hard with its tiny fist closed!!

The confused Doc unfolded its tiny fingers and found a birth control Pill!!

A Man to his Wife - SMS Adult

A Man to his Wife

A Man to his Wife..very sweetly: Darling r u free tonight?
Wife: saale.. Free ke bache.. Aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hain tere se.. !!

Sex with lights - SMS Adult

Sex with lights

Most women prefer sex with lights out-they cant bear 2 c a man enjoying himself.

Men like sex with lights on-so they can get the woman's name right!!

A small kid wrote - SMS Adult

A small kid wrote

A small kid wrote to Santa Claus,
"Send Me A Brother"

Santa wrote back,
"Send Me Your Mother"